So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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