Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
