So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
