He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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