I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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