operation harelip BJ is a go
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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