Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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