Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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