One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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