No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
