Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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