just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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