take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she smelled like a LAN party
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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