I want to make a zoo with you.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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