Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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