that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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