Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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