Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Randomize
