Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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