On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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