Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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