So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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