i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
FUCK WHALES
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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