You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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