He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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