love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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