The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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