I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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