RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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