That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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