Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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