Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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