Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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