Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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