She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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