i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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