The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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