if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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