why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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