I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
