I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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