It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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