And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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