i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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