I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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