Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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