Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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