champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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