I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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