I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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