I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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